side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
Bitches they come, they go.– Eminem, Superman (via hay-girl-hay-lesbifriends)
hiddles-batched: Robert Downey Jr. is attending a celebrity costume party. A reporter asks him, “where is your costume, Robert Downey Jr.?” RDJ laughs. “I’m Tony Stark.” He wins all the awards. You simply can’t tell the difference.
pornographicthursday: burgrs: i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not aw lucky i wish i had two ipods
HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in...
catrianasommers: #because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why #For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY #Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s...
C-U-N-T-BAG. C-U-N-T-BAG. C-U-N-T-BAG. C-U-N-T-BAG. C-U-N-T-BAG. C-U-N-T-BAG. C-U-N-T-BAG. C-U-N-T-BAG.